Diggin' in the Dirt

It may finally be spring!

Conspiracy Theory

HENRY: Hi, Awesome Mom. I think the government is covering up how awesome you are.

No Privacy

The other morning as I was getting dressed, Silas begged to nurse: "Miss-owwww. Miss-owwww." (I *think* that word comes from my asking, "Do you want to nurse at all?" but really, who knows with toddlers?)

When I took off my shirt, he pointed to my breasts and chirped, "Mom miss-ow right dere!"

He just looked so darn pleased that I had to laugh. Funny little human.

Under Where?

HENRY (yelling from the bathroom): Hey, I'm wearing two pairs of underwear!

I guess my instructions to "put on fresh underwear" weren't specific enough.

O Canada

HENRY: I'm building an army of robots to take over the world. The first robot is going in that big empty space above the United States.