Tired Bubby

He fell asleep in the stroller after taking Henry to school.

Consequences

ME (after asking twice that Henry stop doing something annoying): If you don't stop right now, there will be consequences.

(Henry stops doing The Annoying Thing. Long pause.)

HENRY: Mom, I'm just wondering...what kind of consequences?

ME: It shouldn't matter what the consequences are, just that you kept doing something even after I asked you to stop.

HENRY: Okay, but I was thinking maybe I could be sent to my room.