I was just working in Photoshop when Henry walked by and said, "Are you sure you know what you're doing? That's something Daddy usually does."
HENRY (to the cat): Venus, you're so peaceful. I hate to disrupt your peacefulness. But here I come.
ME (to Silas): Hello, little man.
HENRY: He's not a man; he's a baby. But to a germ he's a giant.
Henry's take on coffee: It's important, because it wakes you up. Otherwise you wouldn't know where you were going and you'd walk into things.
Overheard from the kitchen, where Kelp & Henry went to make my birthday cake:
DADDY: The first thing we should do is clean up, but I don't feel like it, so we'll just push everything to the side.
HENRY: Hey, that's *my* secret cleaning trick!
HENRY (picking up a Larabar): Yum! This is my favorite kind.
DADDY: Really? I think they're just so-so.
HENRY: So, so *good*!